We use BilliardMathics to determine cash amount to be challenged.
Billiardmathics is a relatively newly discovered form of technomathic, sciencey game theory. As time is relative to factors, memories, ways organisms remember things, and time/dimensional cognizance, it is impossible to say whether Billiardmathics is newly discovered, appallingly ancient, or non-existent at this time.
Billiardmathics is the study and application of money in pool matches, as numbers in money matches are unlike those anywhere else in the universe, due to the large amount of non-absolute numbers in the average Pool Hall setting.
The first non-absolute number is the number of people for whom the challenge is for. This will vary during the course of the first three telephone calls/text/PM’s to the pool hall or each other, and then bear no apparent relation to the number of people who actually turn up to play, or to the amount of money subsequently agreed upon, or to the number of people who leave when they see who else has turned up. The second non-absolute number is the given time and date of a match, which is now known to be one of the most bizarre of mathematical concepts, a recipriversexcluson, a number whose existence can only be defined as being anything, other than itself. In other words, the given time of match commencement is the one moment of time at which it is impossible that any of the competitors will arrive and be ready to play.
The upshot being, it is very hard to manage humans without computer assistance.
thank you Douglas – 11 March 1952 – 11 May 2001 – R.I.P.

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